This post will conclude our KFC Conversation, which began last week with the Nashville Hot Chicken. To include the introduction again, this post is a continuation of last week’s conversation. I went with four friends (AB, AP, HJ, PM plus me [FFC]!) to my local KFC (no longer Kentucky Fried Chicken) to sample their two newest selections: Nashville Hot and Georgia Gold Chicken.
KFC’s Georgia Gold Chicken is KFC chicken topped “with its delicious, tangy honey mustard BBQ sauce.” After KFC debuted their Nashville Hot Chicken last year, I guess KFC decided it could keep the train rolling with a new creation, using their regular chicken and adding a different sauce to it. Since we started the meal with two Nashville Hot Chicken meals, I’d wanted to order just the chicken for this round of eating. I’m not entirely certain whether that’s not possible, or if the people behind the counter didn’t fully understand, but I was not allowed to order just the chicken, because they said it had to be a meal. Therefore, I ordered two more baskets, each of which come with six tenders, two sides and a biscuit, and is priced at $9.99.
What follows is an edited transcript of our conversation centered on the Georgia Gold Chicken and a comparison with the Nashville Hot Chicken. In the interest of full disclosure, we ate the Nashville Hot Chicken first.
Act I: So We’re Eating More Chicken… plus sides!
FFC: We ordered the Georgia Gold, and I was told I cannot get just chicken so now we have two meals, each with 6 tenders, two sides and two biscuits.
AB: Let’s give it a good sniff test.
FFC: We did not get pickles with his one.
AP: Were they not offered? [Ed. Note – they were not, but they should have been added.]
HJ: So the pickles were intentional?
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Act II: This Is Not My Honey Mustard
FFC: I guess for the Nashville. It smells like honey mustard, for better or for worse.
AP: it was not what I was expecting…
FFC: AP looks perturbed…
AP: It tastes like a mustard powder or something.
HJ: Yea, that’s what it tastes like.
AB: This is not honey mustard.
PM: Is it mustard oil? Is it mustard gas?
FFC: I have not tasted it but, but the three who have tasted it so far…
AB: This is not good honey mustard.
PM: It looks semi-lethal.
AP: This is a rehydrated, dehydrated…
HJ: I think if they just gave me a honey mustard packet I’d be happy, but it’s not bad.
AB: It’s not sweet, honey mustard should be sweet.
PM: This is just mustard chicken.
FFC: I actually don’t mind it…
AB: Yea, you wouldn’t…
FFC: … because I don’t like honey mustard so this is fine.
AB This is edible.
FFC: The texture is weird.
AP: It is grainy.
HJ: It IS grainy.
PM: Yea…
AB: This is no Ma Magoos, let me tell you that.
AP: What is that taste?
PM: MSG.
HJ: Is that the chili oil? With sugar and mustard in it.
AB: Yea, if you sniff it, it almost like burns.
FFC: it does have a weirdly sharp mustard taste.
AP: Yea and the after taste, I’m getting… not good.
PM: AB really wanted this, I’m interested what he has to say.
AB: I don’t like it.
HJ: You know what it tastes like? You know those honey mustard pretzels? It tastes like that.
AP: OH!
PM: Oooo.
AP: The dust on those…
FFC: Yup.
HJ: The dust on those pretzels
PM: Mixed with olive oil.
AP: That’s what that is.
HJ: Yea, you’re welcome.
AB: Snyder’s.
AP + PMM: Yea, Snyder’s.
HJ: Here’s what I want: just give us chicken and give us honey mustard packets. Now that we’ve identified it… it tastes like. It’s like ‘oh that’s what they’re going for’.
AP: Yea (laughs). Snyder’s dust of honey mustard.
FFC: Like a Doritos Locos Taco.
HJ: I might die.
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Act III: Georgia Gold v. Nashville Hot
HJ: So who likes which better?
FFC: I like Nashville better.
AB: I like Nashville better too but I was convinced I’d like this one more.
HJ: I think I like this one better.
FFC: I feel like I’m in the top on this one also though, because with it not being real honey mustard, and I don’t like honey mustard, so for me, it’s fine.
AB: I think I was disappointed that it doesn’t have that sweetness.
FFC: Higher expectations.
AP: It’s not a good honey mustard.
AP: Nashville for me.
HJ: I Like this one better.
PM: Hahah you’re the only one.
HJ: I know!
AP: And I’m a pretty good example because I would love either flavor. The idea of them are both great to me and this one really fell short.
PM: They both could have been a lot better.
AP: Oh yes, this could have been better.
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[Ed. Note – brief discussion of the commercials, PM hated them]
Act IV: Maybe It’s Better With the Biscuit and the Sides
AB: I can taste more of the Snyder’s.
PM: That’s all I can taste now, but there’s more of a depth to it.
HJ: There is more of a depth.
PM: Not a shock and then nothing.
FFC: It tastes sharper when you dip a wedge in there.
AB: So does the chicken itself neutralize it?
FFC: Maybe the breading, because it’s just a regular tender which is seasoned, so maybe that overtakes the honey mustard sauce.
AB: Are these pepper flecks in the sauce?
FFC: I don’t think so.
PM: It’s the breading.
AB: Does it always have those?
FFC: Yes, those are the Colonel’s secret spices!
AB: I’m full.
AP: I’m sad I ended on this one.
AB: Sorry, I thought this one would be better.
HJ: It’s like a train wreck, I want to keep eating it to examine.
FFC: I’ll probably eat one more [Ed. Note – I did.]
AP: I feel like my body is going to give out.
AB: I have dinner with my family in an hour, so I have to stop eating.
*Everyone laughs*
FFC: What are you having for dinner, is it going to be better than this?
AB: Yes. Sushi.
FFC: So not better than this.
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Act V: Bringing It Home
AP: I’m overall not happy with this meal.
FFC: That’s good. Everyone give me your final thoughts on the Gold and overall…
AB: I regret coming here.
AP: I seriously regret the Georgia Gold.
HJ: I regret it too, we could have been in a spa…
PM: I’m gonna go with that answer.
HJ: … instead of eating saturated fat.
AP: Already my stomach is upset and I regret this meal.
HJ: So is mine. Do you include that in your reviews, like how you feel after?
FFC: I feel fine.
AP: He eats this crap all the time.
PM: He feels the same after.
AB: I enjoyed the company.
FFC: That’s irrelevant.
HJ: Part of me wants to get back in there and see what happens.
FFC: I’d stop.
PM: That’d be the last thing I ever did
FFC: So the general consensus other than HJ is that the Nashville Hot was better.
AB: Yea, Nashville was better, but not sure I would order it again.
FFC: Would anyone order it again?
AP: I’m never going to come back here.
FFC: in a hypothetical…
AP: In a hypothetical I would eat the Nashville again.
AB: If I came back, I would prefer regular (consensus opinion).
And there you have the exciting conclusion to our conversation. The consensus is that the Nashville Hot Chicken was better because the Georgia Gold was grainy and did not taste like honey mustard. After the meal, we had some leftovers, which I took home and ate for lunch two days later. I can attest that the grainy texture to the honey mustard sauce was gone at that point, but it did not taste any better. If you’re going to KFC, order the original (or extra crispy!) recipe. If you’re going to order one of these squirted sauces, go with Nashville Hot.
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